Bush to publish a book outlining strategies for economic growth.

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, May 18, 2012.

  1. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Apparently Bush thinks he's been in hiding long enough for everyone to forget he sucks.

    There's more and such, the book thing just leaped the fuck out at me.

    And by overseas he means OVERSEAS since
    FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMexcept for homosexuals!!!!!!!
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  2. lesslucid This Is SEWIOUS

    What's the bet his book on economic growth is just one of those blank diary-type things with "cut taxes!" written at the top of every page?
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  3. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    All of his charts will be drawn in crayon.
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  4. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Someone should inform the Ghost Host. The Haunted Mansion is always looking for more books by all the best ghoooost writers. Woooooo!
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  5. John Reynolds This Is SEWIOUS

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    What's it going to be, a 1-page effort? The only extent of Bush's understanding of economics is to lower taxes on the top. Even Greenspan described him as incurious as to the consequences of his own administration's domestic policies.
  6. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    What's the over-under on it being ghostwritten?
  7. fauxgirlfriend This Is SEWIOUS

    I'm more interested in which organisation is writing it for him, I mean obviously it will be ghost written but for which agenda.

    It just doesn't seem like the sort of book he would be inclined towards writing, or even having ghost written.
  8. Talorc Worked The System

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    CHAPTER 1.

    DON'T INVADE IRAQ. PROBABLY NOT AFGHANISTAN EITHER, OR IF YOU DO DON'T IGNORE IT FOR LIKE 5+ YEARS WHILE YOU GO INVADE SOMEWHERE ELSE (see: DON'T INVADE IRAQ)

    CHAPTER 2.

    Cut taxes or something, I'm not really sure.
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  9. FerdieLance Beardy Magnificence

    Title suggestions?

    Do as I Say, Not as I Do

    Surplus Bad, Deficit Good: A Guide to Starving the Government

    My Little Economy: Capitalism Is Magic
  10. Vetarnias I Pretty Much Live Here

    Whatever he does, he can't go wrong with pop-up pictures.
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  12. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Yes how dare a former president of the United States attempt to speak about matters of national importance after holding the highest position in the free world. Clinton has done it many times and you guys lap it up.


    This post brought to you by the Brettmcd Temp Agency: Reliable Concern Trolling You Can Count On (We Accept Bitcoins)
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  13. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Sober Irishmen and Other Books Too Short To Publish on Their Own
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  14. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Nice to see Bill is still being a worthless troll.
  15. Keldroc Elitist Negative Nancy

    Entertainment is a worthwhile pursuit. Have you managed to monetize being a humorless twit yet?
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  16. QuantumBit Armchair Designer

    You got owned before you even posted in this thread, and you still decided to venture in. What you lack in humor and basic communicative abilities you certainly make up for with raw stubbornness.
  17. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    If Bush grew some self-awareness, he'd get a ghostwriter to throw this together:

    A Story of My Life

    By George Bush

    Chapter 1:

    Holy shit, did you actually buy this? ...You bought a book written by me?

    Even the guys who don't hate me -and we're talking about the literate ones here; they exist, if not in quantity- wouldn't buy a book by me. My total lack of eloquence isn't news. So, then. You've bought this expecting some cheap laughs.

    Joke's on you, pal. I've got your money, and I'm going to make MY pie higher.

    I need to fill 296 pages, though. So, here's the idea:

    [remaining 295 pages filled by a high-resolution photo of Bush's testicles, over and over again]
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  18. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials


    Wrong as usual, and I give your trolling attempt there 2/10. Just not a good effort on your part.
  19. QuantumBit Armchair Designer

    Hahahahahahahaha oh Brett. I would say "don't ever change" but I hate giving bad advice.
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    Wrong as usual, and I give your trolling attempt there 2/10. Just not a good effort on your part.
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  21. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials


    Amusing, you learned how to copy and paste today. Quite impressive for someone like you.
  22. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Wrong as usual, and I give your trolling attempt there 2/10. Just not a good effort on your part.
  23. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I've seen you show a sense of humor, it wouldn't kill you to use it more often.
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